Just Like Jesus

8 Random Thoughts for 11/13/2008 #4

I've been inspired by the teachings of Jesus Christ. In particular, I support the free markets that he brought into the world. I also respect the rampant greed that Jesus wanted us all to profit from. I will never forget that Jesus wanted us to hate the gay people.

His most inspirational words? "Every man for himself."*

* I should note that I didn't actually read what Christ said, but I learned about his teachings from a recent episode of The Rush Limbaugh Show. Now that I think about it, it may have been Hannity's show. I really can't tell a difference.