Showing posts with label 8TIWIS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 8TIWIS. Show all posts

Friday, January 2, 2009

Nowhere You Really Need Them

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #8

The New Republic's Jonathan Chait (I'm quoting a lot but you should read the whole thing) ...
Several days of watching college football bowl games have left me with a fresh resentment for corporate America. It's the bowl sponsorship arrangement ...

what really gets me is the obligatory CEO interview ...

this is what really burns me -- they thank him for sponsoring the game, as if the game wouldn;t be happening without his beneficience. Oh, thank you, sir, for taking this advertising opportunity. Back in the days when this game was called the Florida Citrus Bowl, life was practically unbearable. Now that it is the Capital One Bowl, and giant credit card logos decorate the playing field, we spectators can finally enjoy ourselves ...

I wish, just once, the sideline reporter or play-by-play announcer who conducts this nauseating ritual would turn out to be a Marxist mole willing to immolate his career for one glorious on-air moment ... he would say, "Capitalist Pig, last year most of your workforce earned wages that would not allow them to raise a family outside of poverty, while you took home $473 million, including a private jet and your own vacation island. Meanwhile this arrangement is hammered home by the ubiquitous corporate logos plastered over every inch of the stadium. Give me one good reason why the crowd shouldn't tar and feather you right here on the spot."

Sadly, all the Marxists are in academia rather than broadcast sports. That's the problem with Marxists. They're everywhere you don't want them to be and nowhere you really need them.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Burn!

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #7
You have a such stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on it's almost embarrassing to listen to you.

- Zbigniew Brzezinski to Joe Scarborough on Morning Joe


Sunday, December 14, 2008

Forgiveness

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #6

UAW President Morgan Johnson on Louisiana Senator David Vitter, one of the GOP point men for killing the auto industry bailout ...
I don't know what Sen. Vitter has against GM or the United Auto Workers or the entire domestic auto industry; whatever it is, whatever he thinks we've done, it's time for him to forgive us, just like Sen. Vitter has asked the citizens of Louisiana to forgive him.

...

He'd rather pay a prostitute than pay auto workers.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Scientology

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #5

Rick Rottman at Bent Corner after Ron Paul brought his campaign to an end ...
What do the members of the Ron Paul cult do now? Scientology is always looking for people.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sticky Leg

8 Things I Wish I'd Said #4

Jesus' General's Inner Frenchman ...
Arguing with people who think Obama is a secret Muslim communist and the Earth is only 6000 years old is pointless. It's like debating a small child or more accurately, a male labrador retriever. No matter what you say, he'll continue to hump your leg, knowing with certainty that if he just humps long enough, your shoes will bear puppies. All you get out of it is a sticky leg.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Full Body Cavity Search

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #3

From the brilliant Bill in Portland Maine over at The Daily Kos ...
One of the first things Barack Obama should do is appoint a task force to find out where Dick Cheney hid the Bill of Rights. Unfortunately, this may involve a vice-presidential full body cavity search.
And another from the same post ...
Prediction: To revive his political career, Jeb Bush will change his last name to McGillicutty.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

8 Million Votes

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #2

Bill Maher ...
I don't want to hear about ACORN. Your guy lost by eight million votes. Just because you don't know any black people doesn't mean they don't exist.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Ha!

8 Things I Wish I Had Said #1

Mark this down as something I wish I had written. From Lindsay Beyerstein ...
The RNC spent $150,000 outfitting Sarah Palin and her family with designer duds from Saks Fifth Avenue, Neiman Marcus, and other temples of urban fashion since Palin joined the Republican ticket, plus an additional $4700 on hair and makeup.

That's a $150,000 outlay in a little more than a month. She wasn't really vetted, so John McCain may not have realized that Caribou Barbie's accessories were sold separately.

By the way, Lindsay's blog, Majikthise, is something you should be reading everyday. Hey, its named after a Douglas Adams' character. It doesn't get much cooler than that.