Now, I'd love to ask some of these people a few questions.
- Why do you keep yelling "get a job" at the camera? Do you think that's a sharp or clever response? (You guys really are a bunch of half-wits.)
- Does your family tree fork? (I think it's a fair question. Victims of incest are more likely to have a low IQ.)
- What, exactly, is a communist? What is the definition of a socialist? (Most likely answer: a liberal.)
- Do you think dressing up a monkey with an Obama bumper sticker and calling it "Little Hussein" is racist? (It is you old dummy.)
- Do you think the world would have been a better place if your Mother had aborted you? (Have I gone too far? I think it's a fair question.)
- Do you really want one of the Obama supporters to kiss your left testicle? (I think it is safe to assume that a Republican is suffering from some sort of sexual repression.)
- Do you have access to any news sources other than Fox News and Rush Limbaugh?
- Isn't anyone who honestly believes that Obama is a Muslim or that Obama is a terrorist or that Obama is un-American suffering from a case of extreme stupidity?

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