To The Uninformed

8 Thoughts on the Current Campaigns #5

Do you listen to Sean Hannity?

Do you find Rush Limbaugh entertaining?

Do you watch Bill O'Reilly nightly?

Is Brit Hume your idea of a first class anchorman?

Do you appreciate Fox News' balanced perspective on the issues?

Do you believe Keith Olbermann to be the devil?

Do you believe Katie Couric asked unfair questions of Gov. Palin?

Do you sympathize with the fictional Republican character Joe the Plumber?

Are you scared of black people?

Do you believe the Latinos are talking all of our jobs?

Do you believe God himself wanted George W. Bush to be President?

Do you believe that the traditional media is liberally biased?

Do you think every Muslim is an enemy of America?

Do you think that the Fair Tax plan is truly fair and would be good for America?

Do you think the war in Iraq was necessary?

Do you really think that we are fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here?

Do you believe Ronald Reagan was the model for an American President?

Do you believe our progressive taxation system is a form of welfare?

Do you think private enterprise would run our schools better than the government?

Do you believe John McCain is a maverick?

Do you believe Sarah Palin is authentic?

If you do, I believe that you are beyond reach. Not to be patronizing, but I do feel sorry for you. You need more help and more information to cure your ignorance than we can afford to give you with the election only 4 days away. I would advise that you crawl into a hole and wait out the election.

Everyone else, get out and vote for Obama. Don't believe the polls. Don't assume we've won this election. Do not believe it until the bad guys concede. Do your part. Vote.